Very little has been told regarding the Angular Wooden Giraffe. I can reveal exclusively to you that his immense height gives enormous advantages and disadvantages allowing for both Darkside and Lightsided play. Ever doubted your style of play? Remember that time when you went against everything you believed in and sampled 'the other side'? It's just possible my friend, you've been a creation of the Angular Wooden Giraffe all this time. The truth hurts, we know.